MASSIVE VINTAGE 1990s Adult Humor Collection – 58 Heat Transfer Graphics at $2.00 a PIECE!

🚨 MAJOR ADULT CONTENT WARNING – Enter at Your Own Risk! 🚨

Hold up there! This isn't your grandmother's craft collection (unless your grandmother had VERY questionable taste in t-shirt humor). This MASSIVE lot of 58 vintage heat transfers is loaded with adult-oriented comedy that would make a sailor blush and HR departments everywhere weep. If you're easily offended, shopping for church events, or looking for family-friendly designs, kindly keep moving on – these are NOT for you!

A Museum of Vintage Comedy Crimes

Welcome to the era when subtlety went to die and double entendres ruled the earth! This epic collection represents the pinnacle (or perhaps the rock bottom) of vintage 1990s t-shirt humor – a time when everyone thought they were comedy geniuses and taste was just something that happened to other people.

Here's a taste of what awaits in this comedy goldmine:

• "Just Grin and Bear It" – A woodland encounter that takes camping humor to new lows.  There is ONLY a quantity of 1 of this transfer and is measures 11 3/8” l x 10 3/4” w
• "I Get Sex Almost Every Night!" – The eternal struggle of married life, illustrated with crushing honesty. There are a quantity of 2 of these transfers and they measure 10 1/4” l x 10 1/4” w 
• "If You Want Safe Sex, Move to the Boonies" – Farm life gets a risqué twist that nobody asked for. There are a quantity of 4 of these transfers and they measure 12 3/8” l x 10 1/4” w
• "Muff Divers" – Scuba gear meets tropical paradise meets... well, you get it. There are a quantity of 4 of these transfers and they measure 11 3/4” l x 9 3/8” w
• "Oh Baby That's What I Like" – Fashion choices that would make today's audiences gasp. There is ONLY a quantity of 1 of this transfer and is measures 12 3/8” l x 11 1/8” w
• "Big Rita's Dial-A-Date" – When 1-900 numbers were the height of technology and questionable decisions. There are a quantity of 9 of these transfers and they measure 11 15/16” l x 10 3/4” w
• "Since I've Used All My Sick Days... I'm Calling in Dead!" – The hangover struggle is real (and professionally transferred). There are a quantity of 7 of these transfers and they measure 12 9/16” l x 11” w
• "It's Not a Bald Spot, It's a Solar Panel for a Sex Machine" – Middle-aged confidence meets creative self-promotion. There are a quantity of 30 of these transfers and they measure 11 ½” l x 13 ½” w

Who Needs This Collection of Comedy Chaos?

This treasure trove is perfect for:

• Vintage humor collectors who appreciate historical bad taste
• Gag gift masters planning epic bachelor/bachelorette parties
• Man cave curators with zero shame and maximum irony
• '90s nostalgia enthusiasts who remember when this was "cutting edge"
• Comedy historians studying the evolution of terrible t-shirt humor
• Anyone who survived the Clinton era and can laugh at how "edgy" we thought we were

The Ultimate Time Capsule of Questionable Decisions

These aren't just heat transfers – they're artifacts from a simpler time when offensive was considered hilarious, political correctness was barely a concept, and anyone with a heat press thought they were the next comedy genius. Each transfer is a window into the collective mindset of an era that gave us frosted tips, baggy jeans, and the unshakeable belief that puns about adult topics were the height of sophistication.

Proceed with Caution (But Prepare to Laugh)

This collection comes with absolutely no guarantees about good taste, social acceptability, or your reputation if anyone sees you wearing these. Perfect for those who appreciate vintage train wrecks and have a sense of humor about humanity's questionable past decisions.

58 pieces of professionally produced poor judgment – now available for your ironic enjoyment!

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Warning: These graphics may cause spontaneous eye-rolling, uncomfortable family conversations, and the sudden realization that the '90s were a lawless wasteland of comedy. Keep away from workplaces, children, in-laws, and anyone with functioning taste buds for humor.

Application Instructions - Please Read Carefully

These are authentic, commercially-produced professional transfers that require proper technique for successful application. Please exercise patience during the heat press process:

 

·       Temperature: 350-375°F

·       Pressure: Heavy, consistent pressure (40+ lbs recommended)

·       Time: 8-15 seconds (longer than typical home-craft transfers)

·       Technique: Apply steady, even pressure throughout entire process

·       Removal: Peel transfer paper while still warm

 

IMPORTANT: These commercial-grade transfers are engineered differently than modern home-craft versions and may not release as easily. They require high heat, substantial pressure, and patience for optimal results. I cannot be held responsible for application errors or unsuccessful transfers. Please ensure you have experience with professional-grade heat press equipment before attempting application.

This item will be insured at the time of shipment. 

 

We strive to provide accurate colors and details in our high-quality images. However, please be aware that screen representation may vary slightly. Feel free to reach out if you have any concerns or need more information!

 

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