There's no Egg Game. There’s no explanation.
This is just joke after joke busting out of other, deeper jokes stacked upon other less funny jokes; then professionally printed and immaturely giggled at for hours and hours in order to create a one-of-a-kind replica retail box à la 1995.
This box we made here is the thickest, most authentic box feel we could get and has real custom textured graphics and very little regard for common sensibilities.
Explaining this idea to the print house was barely even an uncomfortable inconvenience for everyone involved.
It’s a vintage Virtual Boy cartridge (no internal components), painted and sealed red with no sanding to the original cartridge.
carefully bonded with its original dust cover using professional grade ABS compound.
carefully bonded with its original dust cover using professional grade ABS compound.
(This is not a game; there are NO internal components.)
We’re throwing in a new custom VB plastic sleeve too.
This is a gift idea for people who don’t really understand other people.
There is no game data. No startup screen. Only raw egg.
We’re only making 5 of these Egg Game total, and each comes with a different color.
This is the version #4 of 5 - holographic red edition; as if Virtual Boy red wasn't bad enough.
Egg Game is not a game. There is no gameplay. There are no eggs to collect, no missions, no secrets (EASTER EGGS), no levels, no code. There is no ROM, no board, no data, no start screen, no hidden developer message, no debug mode, no scrambled mode, no sunny side up. The cartridge is hollow; spiritually and physically. It will not boot. It cannot boot. It was not designed to boot.
If you are looking for screenshots, you are seeing them. This is the screenshot. The box is the gameplay. The joke is the egg game.
If you are looking for screenshots, you are seeing them. This is the screenshot. The box is the gameplay. The joke is the egg game.