Crye precision 152 pouch.
Here is the list of items that can fit in there (but not limited to):
- a can of White Claw if you don’t want to feel sober on the field
- a big black dildo (limited to 10” length and 4” in diameter) if you think the USMC did not f*ck you hard enough
- 2 stacks of 1 dollar so you can go to your local strip club