Bad Apples DOT GRADE™ Crown Vetch Seed Bombs - LEGAL IN 49 STATES!
🚨 LEGAL IN 49 STATES! 🚨
Bad News...For Erosion! 🛣️💣
**THE EROSION CONTROL SOLUTION SO POWERFUL, ONE STATE HAD TO REGULATE IT!**
**Just THROW and GROW! The same species that survived 70 years of highway punishment - now available in all states except Minnesota!**
### What Minnesota Doesn't Want You To Know About Highway-Grade Erosion Control
**TIRED OF $3,000+ CONTRACTOR QUOTES?**
❌ No more paying thousands for what highways use for pennies
❌ No more dangerous slope climbing
❌ No more wimpy solutions that wash out every storm
**DEPLOY THE GOVERNMENT'S SECRET WEAPON!**
✅ **LEGAL IN 49 STATES** - Get yours before more states catch on!
✅ **DOT's CHOICE FOR 70+ YEARS** - The same species that survived Interstate Highway construction
✅ **PERFECT GIFT** - For guerrilla gardening enthusiasts and anyone curious about forbidden plants!
✅ **BANNED-LEVEL EFFECTIVE** - Spreads aggressively, self-maintains for decades
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⚠️ WARNING: TOO EFFECTIVE FOR MINNESOTA ⚠️
In 1948, Pennsylvania DOT discovered crown vetch could handle highway punishment - salt spray, traffic vibration, terrible soil. **They planted THOUSANDS of acres during Interstate construction.**
**Minnesota said "TOO POWERFUL" - but 49 states said "BRING IT ON!"**
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Perfect For These Professional-Grade Situations:
🛣️ **Slopes that defeated contractors** - where equipment can't reach
💰 **Properties losing $1000s in storm damage** - stop the bleeding permanently
🎁 **Unique gifts** - for guerrilla gardening fans or plant rebels who love forbidden species
⛰️ **Impossible erosion disasters** - when gentle approaches keep failing
**The same species protecting million-dollar highway infrastructure - now yours to deploy!**
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⭐ CUSTOMER SUCCESS STORIES ⭐
*"Contractors wanted $5,000 for my impossible slope. Three DOT GRADE bombs later and now I have to mow it with a machete. My neighbor keeps asking what 'government species' I used."* - Mike K., Colorado
*"Threw these on my back hillside in April. By August the mail carrier was complaining he could smell the flowers from the street. Property value went up $30k according to my realtor - apparently 'professional erosion control' is a selling point."* - Jennifer R., North Carolina
*"My landscaper said my slope was 'unsurvivable for normal plants.' Now he drives by twice a week just to stare at it. Last month he asked if I'd sell him some 'cuttings' - I told him it doesn't work that way."* - Carlos M., Arizona
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Package Details:
**COVERAGE:** Starts aggressive, gets MORE aggressive every year through unstoppable spreading
**COUNT:** 5 government-grade seed bombs - enough to trigger widespread domination
**SEASON:** Deploy spring through fall - crown vetch doesn't care about your schedule
**RESULTS:** Highway-grade erosion control in 4-8 weeks, decades of self-improving coverage
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🔥 LIMITED TIME: GET YOURS BEFORE MORE STATES RESTRICT IT! 🔥
**ORDER DOT GRADE™ NOW!**
*The erosion control solution 49 states can't regulate!*
**Bad News...For Erosion. BANNED News...For Minnesota!** 🛣️🚫
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**SHIPS TO ALL STATES EXCEPT MINNESOTA** *(Sorry Minnesota - you had your chance!)*
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**⚠️ GOVERNMENT-GRADE DISCLAIMERS:**
*Results may vary based on soil conditions, climate, and planting techniques. Bad Apples LLC is not responsible for property damage, neighbor disputes, unstoppable plant spreading, or failure of seed bombs to establish. Erosion control effectiveness depends on proper site conditions and cannot be guaranteed. Plant spreading and aggressive establishment are natural characteristics of crown vetch and may result in expansion beyond intended planting areas. User assumes all risks associated with government-grade plant establishment and spreading. This product is intended for erosion control purposes and results may vary significantly based on environmental factors.*
*For agricultural use only. Not for consumption. Keep from children and pets.*
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