Отрывной календарь от Страдающего Средневековья на 2025 год
Yes, on the same paper and with the same smell.
Yes, printed on a huge Soviet printing press the size of two floors (probably the only one in the country still functioning and producing all of Sadovod's calendars).
Authenticity 100%.
Tear-off calendar for every day of 2025.
365 pages of selected content without ChatGPT and copypaste from Wikipedia!
We, along with a whole village of Master Historians, have prepared a bunch of useful information, tips, facts, etc. for you. You'll be treated to:
Historical events (battles, coronations, weddings, but, most often, someone's ridiculous death).
Holidays and superstitions (Luke's Day, Agathias Poluchlebnik's Day, and of course, Medievist Hug Day!)
Personalities (from Joan of Arc and Lorenzo de Medici to an 8-year-old Roman emperor, the richest banker in history and a naked countess riding around town on a horse).
Recipes from medieval books (roast cat, bread pudding, wine and eggs, beer and butter, orange omelette for prostitutes and thieves...)
Anecdotes from third and sixteenth century anthologies (yes, very smutty and not always funny. You'll love it!)
Crossword of the Month (questions on the month's reading material).
Lifehacks from the Middle Ages (how to get lice out, how to recognize poison, how to lose weight, and how to become Pope).
Advice, tips, heartfelt conversations and movie recommendations for the evening.
Among other things, we highly recommend paying special attention to our guest author columns:
Marianne Orlinkova's Recipe of the Month.
Unlike us bookworms, chef and gastronomic journalist Marianna Orlinkova knows everything about food, and her recipes you can safely cook (without fasting or fear of poisoning!).
Book of the Month by Galina Yuzefovich
Literary reviewer and critic Galina Yuzefovich has compiled a non-banal list of books about the Middle Ages.
Track of the Day by Anna Vilenskaya
Musicologist and composer Anna Vilenskaya has collected for us the best tracks from antiquity and the Middle Ages, which you can listen to even in 2025, if the trend hits don't please you anymore.
Translation by Oleg Voskoboynikov
Medievist and head of the Stradarium project has selected for you his best translations of medieval manuscripts (the most obscene and profane).
Also:
A schedule of sunrises and sunsets of the Sun and Moon for each day (by Moscow).
We realize that it will be useful to few people, but we decided to add it as a tribute to the Soviet numerators (by the way, they also did not worry about different time zones and printed circulation of 15 million copies with the same sunrise-sunset).
ON OUR CALENDAR YOU CAN GUESS!
Calendar fortune-telling. On each page at the bottom you will see different phrases, like on the magic ball from the movie Route 60. Ask your question to the calendar, flip through it, and open it to a random page. It will give you an authoritative answer from Suffering Middle Ages for your query.
But that's not all.
May our distressed calendar, while talking about the past, help us look forward to the future! We will walk through the next 365 days with you, hand in hand. Don't be afraid to tear off pages, but keep the most interesting articles. We'll be interested to know your top days of the coming year!
Product by New Making Studio
378 sheets.
Sheet format: 60x84 mm.
Calendar size: 115x80x50 mm.